(did not...read: might have, probably...most certainly did. "Not me"...read: ok, so it was.)
*I did not go to Eli's room when he was awake from his nap, and I did not smell the most disgusting poopy diaper stench wafting through the door. I most definitely did not turn around, go downstairs and find my poor husband. I did not pull the "He's calling for Daddy" card and I did not snicker to myself when my poor husband walked through Eli's door and gagged as he had to change the disgusting diaper. NOT ME!
*I did not see half-price Halloween candy at the store and I did not think to myself how great that little bag of Smarties would be for potty treats. It was not me who hid the bag in the pantry and it was not me who ate the entire bag over the next few days. NOT ME!
*It was not me who took an extra long look at the semi-hot guy at the gym with the strategically tight jogging pants and shirt. NOT ME!
2 comments:
yeah I eat those candies too, my son won't go the potty and they might go bad right? I hope he starts going soon though, it's not an easy task/aaa training that is
SEMI-hot guy huh? Well, I guess that's all you can really expect from that city you live in...heck, Jared is probably hailed as a quasi god.
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