Not Me Wordless Wednesday

(did not...read: might have, probably...most certainly did. "Not me"...read: ok, so it was.)

*I did not have one too many (okay, maybe two, or three... ) glasses of wine while watching my favorite TV shows Thursday night. I did not then completely crash into bed that night, fast and deep asleep within seconds. I most definitely did not sleep through the crying and wailing coming through the baby monitor at 3am... and it did not wake up my poor husband who does not have to be up at 5am. He did not try and rouse me from my wine induced sleep, and I definitely did not mumble something incoherently about "turning off the alarm". He did not then have to get out of bed and tend to the child... bringing him back to our bed to calm him down, and then putting him back into his own bed. I did not sleep through all of this. Of course, I remembered ALL of this the next day.... ummm no, not really. NOT ME!

*I did not leave my son unattended to climb up 14 cement stairs by himself, while I stood at the top pretending to leave in order to get him to hurry up. I was not texting my husband at the same time. I did not turn around and I did not watch my son lose his balance and tumble/roll/fall down at least 10 of the stairs. I did not run, swearing, trying to stop the awfulness. He is a resilient boy, but I am not still shaking. NOT ME!

*I did not mistake my husbands coffee cup for my own and take a big gulp. I did not instinctively spit the gulp back into the cup after realizing my mistake. His coffee is full of sugar, and tastes disgusting. I did not forget to dump said cup of coffee, and I most certainly did not forget to warn him of my addition to his coffee. It did not take me till later in the day to realize my mistake when I was clearing the table and saw the empty cup. Ooops. NOT ME!

GIRLS NIGHT!!!!