Not Me Monday- Returns!

Being such an amazing mother, who keeps the house in tip-top shape all the time, I was definitely not too lazy to wipe the kitchen table (which had seen a long day of crumbs, rice, almond butter and the like). I definitely did not just have the bright idea of vacuuming the top of the table while vacuuming the rest of the floor. Of course I didn't do it and it definitely did not work as well as wiping it with a clean, damp cloth.

It was not me, the perfect calorie counting mother, who dipped into her child's potty treats on multiple occasions in the last few weeks. It wasn't me who ate them all... more than once, and I haven't had to return to the store a few times to replenish the stash. It was not my perfect, well behaved son who told me to "buy some more!" when I told him they were all gone.

There is a mysterious Rice Krispy square thief in our house, because it was not me who helped the husband polish off half a pan.